What if I told you that all of those problems can be a thing of the past? Scientists and urbanists and historians and doctors and regular people just trying to get around all agree that a solution to all of these problems can be found with one weird, simple trick that most people can master.
An ancient secret has solved the problems of cities for thousands of years. Few people have the opportunity to realize that one small hack can revolutionize urban life.
It’s called Walk More™.
Are you having trouble finding parking in Uptown or Downtown or “East Town”?
Walk More™ and your problem is solved!
Do you hate paying for parking downtown?
Park farther away and Walk More™.
Are you not getting enough exercise in your life?
Scientists working on these problems have just made a dramatic breakthrough. Thanks to Walk More™, almost anyone young and old can lead a healthier life.
Wait, are you sure about that?
Yes! A recent study from a prestigious university shows Walk More™ can be the critical difference leading to mental, physical and community health.
Are you feeling stressed?
Walk More™ solves that, too.
Do you not see enough people in your day-to-day life? Would you like to feel like part of a community?
More and more people are realizing that Walk More™ can drastically improve relationships with others.
Would you like to get out of the house more often, perhaps to get away from your roommate while they take over the kitchen again to make their weird soup?
In most cases, Walk More™ reduces domestic strife by at least 16 percent.
Do you like sunshine or rain or the sound of snow crunching under your boots?
With the innovative technology of Walk More™, all of these immersive effects are incorporated seamlessly into your user experience.
Are you fed up with all the traffic on the street? Do you hate driving with all those maniacs on the road?
Researchers at the Walk More™ institute in Madison, Wisconsin, have proven conclusively that another world is possible.